The most efficient way to spread Christmas cheer is to buy sets of the same card that you can send to multiple people. And there are likely plenty of friends who appreciate the jollier side of life and would enjoy a more hu-myrrh-ous approach—which is why we’re happy to report we have these 40 funny Christmas cards! This list of cards comes with a combination of puns and heartfelt messages inside as well as blank ones so you can write your own message. Can’t think of what to write? Not to worry! If you can’t think of what to add to your card, you can pick something from our list of 75 Christmas wishes! Here at Parade.com, we’re all about sharing products we love with our audience. When you make a purchase on an item seen on this page, we may earn a commission, however, all picks are independently chosen unless otherwise mentioned.
40 Funny Christmas Cards
3. Clumsy Santa, $4.95 at Walmart
A very long night, indeed! Clumsy Santa, $4.95 at Walmart
4. Fainting Tree, $4.95 at Walmart
How can anyone resist that guilty face? Fainting Tree, $4.95 at Walmart
5. Jeopardy, $3.50 at Walmart
We could all use these reminders when the holiday season gets busy! Jeopardy, $3.50 at Walmart
6. Fetch Card, $4.95 at Walmart
He just thought he was being sneaky! Fetch Card, $4.95 at Walmart
7. The Magic of Christmas, $3.99 at Walmart
All sorts of magical things can happen at Christmastime! The Magic of Christmas, $3.99 at Walmart
8. Rabbit Robbery, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
Fresh carrots are a hot commodity during the winter. Rabbit Robbery, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
9. Group Therapy, $4.95 at Walmart
Sometimes we all just need to vent. Group Therapy, $4.95 at Walmart
10. Christmas Treats, $4.95 at Walmart
Why should Santa be the only one to get special treats? Christmas Treats, $4.95 at Walmart
11. Christmas Cod, $5.99 on Etsy
Perfect for the fisherman in your life! Christmas Cod, $5.99 on Etsy
12. Careful What You Wish For, $3.99 at Walmart
Maybe a pair of mittens would work better? Careful What You Wish For, $3.99 at Walmart
13. Wheel of Fortune, $3.50 at Walmart
This seems more like a wheel of misfortune, or at least mischief! Wheel of Fortune, $3.50 at Walmart
14. Childlike Wonder, $3.50 at Walmart
Good luck finding it! Childlike Wonder, $3.50 at Walmart
15. We Saw That, $3.99+ on Etsy
This really brings new meaning to “He sees you when you’re sleeping.” We Saw That, $3.99+ on Etsy
16. I Am The Gift, $8.47 on Etsy
This is perfect for a lighthearted gift to your stepdad. I Am The Gift, $8.47 on Etsy
20. Three French Hens, $4.67+ on Etsy
Add a classy little pun to your gift-giving this year! Three French Hens, $4.67+ on Etsy
23. Nama-Sleigh, $11.99 on Etsy
Now we know how Santa stays calm during this hectic time of year! Nama-Sleigh, $11.99 on Etsy
24. None Of My Business Box Set, $28.00 on Etsy
This box set comes with 24 cards total with various sayings to add to the fun! None Of My Business Box Set, $28.00 on Etsy
26. Naughty Or Nice, $9.99 at Walmart
Who says the holidays can’t be a mixture of both? Naughty Or Nice, $9.99 at Walmart
27. Unfriended, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart
Looks like he’s learned which list he’s on! Unfriended, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart
29. Running Late, $15.59 (12-count) at Walmart
It’s never too late to celebrate Christmas! Running Late, $15.59 (12-count) at Walmart
30. There’s An App For That, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart
There’s an app for everything these days. There’s An App For That, $16.99 (12-count) at Walmart
31. Going Green, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
Giving back to the environment is the best kind of giving! Going Green, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
35. Just A Phase, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart
Don’t worry, he’ll grow out of it. Just A Phase, $18.98 (12-count) at Walmart Continue Reading: Christmas Mantle Decoration Ideas100 Christmas PunsChristmas Trivia Questions with Answers
