Accounting Puns
1. Be audit you can be. 2. It’s accrual world. 3. Make every day account. 4. Mind the GAAP! 5. Excel at everything. 6. I Excel at spreadsheets. 7. Accounting is a career for smart assets. 8. I have a great asset. 9. A good accountant is also good at stripping. 10. Let’s get fiscal. 11. You can always count on your accountant. 12. An accountant’s biggest workout is crunching numbers. 13. Accounting is accrual profession. 14. Don’t hate, depreciate. 15. Accountants are the LIFO the party. 16. When an accountant needs a break, cut them sum slack.
Finance Puns
17. Skunks don’t need accountants. They only have one scent. 18. An accountant who saves to grow a garden is building a hedge fund. 19. Every accountant counts. 20. Immature accountants don’t act their wage. 21. If an accountant wants to fight, they say, “Cash me outside.” 22. I have a self-depreciating sense of humor. 23. Where do accountants live? In tax shelters. 24. Why do accountants fall over? They lose their balance. 25. Accountants like dirty jokes because they have accrued senses of humor. 26. Accountants work their assets off. 27. Accountants don’t retire, they just close the books. 28. Accountants are audit and a bag of chips. 29. Why don’t accountants like warm weather? Because it’s accrual summer.
Tax Puns
- The IRS is purposely spelled like “THEIRS.” 31. Accountants’ favorite gifts are asset of anything. 32. Accountants’ favorite authors release expanded additions. 33. Accountants and gymnasts are both the best at finding their balance. 34. When an accountant gets a new door, they adjust their entry. 35. Accountants will stop at nothing to avoid a negative balance. 36. Stoic accountants have good internal controls. 37. Accountants have great figures. 38. Some accountants become chefs to cook the books. 39. Beware of the cannibal accountant who charges an arm and a leg. 40. Marijuana dispensaries all file joint returns. 41. Being an accountant is taxing. 42. Santa lists elves as dependent Clauses on his tax returns. 43. I quit using TurboTax. My accountant isn’t into it. 44. Accountants get cremated when they die so they can get the urned income tax credit. 45. Accountants’ offices are all glass because transparency is important. 46. I paid high taxes on cow manure. It was heavy doody. 47. Doctors give annual physicals. Accountants give annual fiscals. 48. The amateur accountant was sad he couldn’t fix a high balance with deduct tape. 49. Accountants’ pre-tax income is gross. 50. Accountants quit when they lose interest. Next, check out these eight ways to avoid Tax Day scams!
