There is so much more to say about your beloved granny and these 50 grandma quotes do a good job of paying tribute. Some are funny, others are heartfelt, but all of them help to define the many roles of grandma. And, as if you need another reason to shower grandma with gratitude, Saturday, July 23, 2022, is “Gorgeous Grandma Day,” so definitely send some love her way!
Funny Grandma Quotes
- “Children are often spoiled because no one will spank grandma.” - Unknown
- “I put my grandma on speed dial, it’s called insta-gram.” - Unknown
- “What happens at Grandma’s, stays at grandma’s.” - Unknown
- “If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I would’ve had them first.” - Lois Wyse
- “Being an everyday grandmother has kept me young at heart….I am way hipper than most of my friends.” - Trudy Jo Hahn Snader
- “Grandma: Like a mom, only cooler.” - Unknown
- “All children are brilliant and beautiful and obviously take after their grandmother.” - Unknown
- “Mommy knows a lot but grandma knows everything.” - Unknown
Heartfelt Grandmother Quotes
- “A grandma is warm hugs and sweet memories. She remembers all of your accomplishments and forgets all of your mistakes.” - Barbara Cage
- “There is no place like home - except Grandma’s.” - Unknown
- “Grandmother opens up a new world of change, challenge, and celebration in a woman’s life.” - Rebecca Barlow Jordan
- “We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.” - Phyllis Theroux
- “Perfect love sometimes does not come til the first grandchild.” - Welsh Proverb
- “To all of the grandmothers who make the world more gentle, more tolerant, and more safe for our children. Never doubt your importance.” - Mary Lou Rosengren
- “A grandmother is a safe haven.” - Suzette Haden Elgin
- “Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day is complete.” - Marcy DeMaree
- “When it seems the world can’t understand, your grandmother’s there to hold your hand.” - Joyce K. Allen Logan
- “It’s impossible for a grandmother to understand that few people, and maybe none, will find her grandchild as endearing as she does.” - Janet Lanese
- “A grandmother thinks of her grandchildren day and night, even when they are not with her. She will always love them more than anyone would understand.” - Karen Gibbs
- “Being a grandmother is the best job I’ve ever had.” - Unknown
Sayings About Grandma’s Wisdom
- “Grandmothers are voices of the past and role models of the present. Grandmothers open the doors to the future.” - Helen Ketchum
- “Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you’re just a mother. The next, you are all-wise and prehistoric.” - Pam Brown
- “Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice.” - Unknown
- “A grandmother is both a sword and a shield.” - Fredrik Backman
- “Her crown of white hair seemed to stand like a halo around her in the night sky.” - Lilian Li
- “I could do worse than become my own grandma, or anyone of the strong women who raised us. Our strength emerged from theirs; we build on their heritage and transform their resilience and competence into our own.” - Regina Barreca
- “Just the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother.” - Edward H. Dreschnack
Cute Grandma Quotes
- “A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of television.” - Unknown
- “Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.” - Unknown
- “If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.” - Italian Proverb
- “If grandma hadn’t existed, kids would have inevitably invented them.” - Arthur Kornhaber
- “Grandma serves kisses, counsel, and cookies daily.” - Unknown
- “Grandmas don’t just say ’that’s nice’ - they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money’s worth out of grandmas.” - Unknown
- “If your baby is ‘beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all of the time’, you’re the grandma.” - Teresa Bloomingdale
- “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” - Erma Bombeck
- “You’re never too old to be a mother again.” - Unknown
- “Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.” - Unknown
- “Grandma is my name and spoiling is my game.” - Unknown
- “If you think I’m being mean, it means I’m doing my job as your mom. If I was nice, you would call me grandma.” - Unknown
- “Being a mother is the most important job in the world. Being a grandmother is the most fun.” - Unknown
- “Grandma doesn’t babysit, she has playdates.” - Unknown
- “Who needs a fairy godmother, when you have a grandma.” - Unknown
More Food For Thought On Grandmothers
- “A house needs a grandma in it.” - Louisa May Alcott
- “You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.” - Albert Einstein
- “Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.” - Doug Larson
- “Grandmothers always have time to talk and make you feel special.” - Catherine Pulsifer
- “A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.” - Unknown
- “It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother, that’s why the world calls her grandmother.” - Unknown
- “Grandmotherhood initiated me into a world of play, where all things became fresh, alive, and honest again through my grandchildren’s eyes. Mostly it retaught me to love.” - Sue Monk Kidd
- “Grandma, you’re my favorite place to visit when my mind searches for peace.” - Unknown. Next up, embrace your inner coastal grandmother aesthetic!
